You get up and pull on some boxers. With some curiosity, you notice that your underwear drawer has filled itself with several bras. Your shirt drawer has changed similarly - mostly oversized shirts and sweaters to hide your cleavage, and plenty of wifebeaters too. Noting the changes to your wardrobe, you close the drawers without dressing further. You decide that you want to get on the computer to gather some inspiration. You really want to get things right, to make Yosef overflow with pleasure when he sees you again. When you enter your office, you are surprised to notice several barbell weights sitting next to your computer. Most of your office paperwork is here too - you suppose you shouldn't be surprised that you work remotely given how sensitive your new body is.
You waste no time logging on and opening your browser. Firing up your favorite porn site, you decide that "ugly" is a good keyword to start with. After all, this body is only for Yosef. You feel ashamed to think it for some reason, but you know that the needs of your lover are most important. You're already hard again thinking of him. This new body is exhausting, but you should be grateful that the otherworldly shopkeeper has given you a chance at so much pleasure. One hand swiping the mouse wheel, the other idly fondling yourself, your eyes catch on an interesting thumbnail.
There is a small picture of a very fat man sitting on a tiled bathroom floor. Underneath, the title says 'UGLY PIG TRIES TO FIND MICROPENIS (NO CUMSHOT)'. The user name underneath reads 'humiliatemyinch'. You click on the video, already feeling a proprietary lust for the stranger's body. You watch as the man undresses, finally sitting down with his legs outstretched. An apron of fat is overhanging his crotch, and the heavyset stranger tries to lift it to reveal himself to the camera. His face, although small in the frame, looks profoundly ugly to you. You hover over the video progress bar, finding a moment when the man picks up the camera and his face is in full view. You pause it and examine the frame. The title is correct, and you look on with desire at his ugly face. A thick unibrow and stringy, greasy hair frame his monstrous features. His features are entirely chimerical - a piggish nose, close-set, rodent-like eyes, and thick fishy lips making up his face. He is grinning, revealing teeth that largely straight and white. You note this with disappointment and hope his smile remains his own.
You click play, and the video continues, shakily panning down across his frame. He looks almost like a hefty gorilla, his arms seeming a touch too long, his legs a touch too short and fat. The camera finally rests on the floor and the man readjusts himself. The girthy bloke pulls back his gut and reveals a bulging pelvis. You can barely see the man's genitals, the flesh around it absorbing most of the meager length. The forest of long, curly pubic hair circling his dick obscure it further. The 'ugly pig', seemingly aware of this, uses a clumsy hand to smooth the hair and reveal a tiny penis, slowly hardening. 'humiliatemyinch' is certainly accurate; the feeble organ can't be much more than an inch long. And that's at full-mast, you note gleefully. The glistening, plum-colored cockhead pokes out a little from his ruddy foreskin - the man is uncircumcised. You stop the video and know this is what you need. The man is just perfect too, lots of other opportunities to become a man that is shocking enough to satisfy Yosef. Your boxers are tented. You ignore your 6-inch erection, knowing what you must do first.
You kiss the ring, thinking of the ugly pig's tiny dick. Your heart flutters when you finish - your lover will be so pleased. With anticipation, you open your eyes to discover...