"Shrink." Mr Todd said.
The security guard gaped upon seeing his uniform getting bigger than before. he spoke into his radio. "Barry, take over my shift for me. I'm not feeling well. I need to go home." he said into the radio.
"OK, Geoff." Barry's voice said via the radio.
Once Barry took over from Geoff, Geoff headed to his car, and drove home. Mr Todd followed Geoff back to his house.
Of course, Geoff found it difficult to drive, for he could barely see over the steering wheel, and his feet couldn't reach the pedals as much.
Geoff got to his house, and parked his car. he got out, and immediately tripped over his boots, which were now 5 sizes too big for him. He got up, and stepped out of his boots and baggy-looking socks.
He staggered, barefoot, into his yard, due to his baggy pants, and sat down on a chair in his garden. He gasped; his feet no longer touched the grass, and they were now hidden in the legs of his baggy pants.
What gives? he wondered, scratching the back of his neck and discovering that he was in need of a haircut. "Get a hold of yourself, Geoff," he muttered. "This is just a hallucination. You're just having a sorta reaction to that new diet you're on."
"Shrink." Mr Todd said again.
Geoff got off the chair, and tripped over his now very baggy pants, he stood up outta them, and his undershorts as well, leaving him standing in only his huge uniform top. "Gah, what- what's happening to me?!" Geoff exclaimed. grabbing his door keys from his pants pocket, he headed for the front door.
But when he went up to the front door, he found he could no longer reach the door handle, never mind the lock.
"This is awful!" Geoff yelled, "I can't get into my own house anymore. And now," he said in exasperation, "I won't be able to work anymore. None of my clothes fit."
Sighing in defeat, he sunk to the floor, his shirt falling off his tiny body in the process, pressed his face into his knees, and wept.
"I'm never gonna grow back." he muttered tearfully, as he felt a short sob catch in his throat. "I can't imagine what everything will be if anyone finds out. I'll lose my job, and be a permanent freakshow for the rest of my life."
a tear dripped onto his foot.