Oh God, Shawn thought, this is what it's like to be a man. Am I gonna be an asshole now?
"That's OK." Elise said "You can look at them. They're nice, aren't they?"
"I never knew what men saw in breasts. Now I get it. I guess that's what the soda was designed to do."
"I never knew what it was like to feel pretty."
Shawn devoured his double bacon cheeseburger, Elise her portobello mushroom sandwich, neither taking their eyes from the other.
"Uh" Shawn began "How, uh, how far do you want to go with this?'
"Why, whatever do you mean, strong and handsome sir?" Elise made a tentative attempt to bat her eyes.
"It's just that, I really like you, and you're so pretty, and I really want to know what it's like to be a man."
"You want to get paid more?" Elise interrupted.
"No! I want to go to bed with you!" Shawn blushed beet-red.