But wait there's more! Suddenly she began to shrink as the years rolled back until there was nothing but a cute little puppy bitch. She yapped with confusion until she began to change into something else, and on, and on, and on it went. Changing, having sex with various people and animals; first as a female, then as a male, and even occasional as both male and female. This kept happening until the author completely lost his mind.
At which time a latino thug comes a long and busts a cap in her/him/it's ass with his chrome plated 9mm