You choose the first option, the symbol of the penis.
The four symbols disappear momentarily. A half-second later, they are replaced with four entirely new symbols. The symbols are all black, surrounded in red boxes, and the hand strapped in to the pad controls the selection.
The first symbol is shaped like a dog; the second is shaped like a horse. The third symbol is shaped like a bull, and the fourth symbol is just a giant number “2”.
You’re more flabbergasted than before. What kind of sex game is this? Is it going to show you a picture of an animal’s penis? Disgusting! Or is it some kind of bizarre condom dispensary? What’s the point of the strapped-in hand, then? You know enough about horses and bulls that they have longer and larger dicks than humans do. So… maybe the machine spits out condoms or something, and each animal represents a size. Interesting branding strategy. But then what was the “2” for? Double-size? Page two? Select two?
Well, only one way to find out what the machine does.
You select...