“I’ve just the right one in mind,” Madame Illusia said as the last of the men ran out. “And you can use it on whomever you like.”
She chanted a surprisingly short incantation and then pointed at Chad who had now stood up.
“I need you to say his name followed by ‘create for me,’” Madam Illusia explained. “Followed by a number.”
Sean was a bit confused and overwhelmed by his sudden power. “Chad create for me...10.”
Immediately something happened. While it still appeared that Chad was standing up. However, something had fallen out of him. On the ground lay a perfect copy of him, only naked.
“What the hell?” the ground Chad yelled. The one standing up remained motionless. The naked Chad stood up, but looked odd. It was as if his muscles were receding. He collapsed, apparently from exhaustion.
Suddenly his naked stomach began to swell and a head popped out. It slowly began rising as a body began to form. As two massive arms emerged, they pulled the rest of the newly formed body out of the naked (and screaming) Chad.
The body stood up and Sean got a good look at it. It was Chad. A naked chad that was larger and more attractive than the motionless one also standing up.
Ground Chad was panting from some sort of exertion. Suddenly his stomach bulged again and another Chad came out. This process repeated itself over and over faster each time until there were ten naked Chad’s standing in a row.
“Isn’t it wonderful?” Madame Illusia laughed clapping her hands. “The ten clones you just made will do whatever you ask them to, no matter how impossible. They’re loyal to you.”
“As for the clothed one over there,” she said pointing. “It will live a menial life and won’t bother you.”
She snapped her fingers and the clothes Chad looked around suddenly. He waved affectionately at Sean before leaving.
“These clones you see,” Madame Illusia. “Are more than special. No one can see or interact with them unless you let them. To everyone else, they don’t exist. That worthless one on the floor is the same way, only he can’t do anything special like these handsome ones here.”
Chad stood up and even though frail and dilapidated and marched over to Madame Illusia and swung his arm at he face, only for it to go straight through. He gasped and fell to the floor.
“Why don’t you go home and rest now?” Madame Illusia suggested. She pointed at the feeble Chad and one of the larger ones lifted him up. “They’ll follow you unless you tell them otherwise. You can use that spell I gave you on anyone you choose for any number of clones.”
She smiled and waved. Sean blinked and it was all gone. He stood in an open field naked and buff with ten cloned Chads.
Sean began to walk home, and sure enough the gargantuans followed him into suburbia.