But it all turned out to be a dream. It must have been, because this writer liked animal TFs just fine. However, it did get him particularly miffed when a nice TG, AR, AP, Muscle, Body Swap, Animal, Inanimate or Reverse Pregnancy TF storyline is suddenly interrupted by the appearance of random unsympathetic characters with no depth from a different story branch who don't even get much done by way of TF.
And so, after adding to an earlier branch of the story before the Latino Thugs showed up, he began to write on this branch:
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The latino thugs had stumbled into Jeff (now Jill's) home, and started playing around with the Chronivac. The first result of their incompetent buffoonery was that they accidentally turned Jill into a cigar, causing her to be removed from the womb of her sleeping mother by the chronivac in order to protect her mother's health.
They programmed the chronivac to induce sleep and aimed it at Jill's mother, causing her to stay asleep through all the noise they were making. One of them, not knowing how it had gotten there, spotted a fine Cuban cigar and began puffing away. Inside the cigar, where Jill's mind still resided at a very primitive level, Jill screamed silently as she was burned.
"What else can this thing do, ese?" one thug asked another. They fiddled with knobs and dials for awhile and eventually decided to fire the thing at the third thug, who was still happily smoking Jill. He began to grow hair uncontrollably as he shrank into the form of a chimpanzee. He immediately began pooping all over the place and tossing it at his two former friends in anger.
In their haste to run away, one of the thugs dropped the chronivac, causing it to spark and sizzle. He picked it up and fired, not knowing what the result would be. The beam seemed to reflect off of the hallway mirror and hit his friend, who was instantly transformed into a little plastic action figure. He fired again, and accidentally hit the smoldering cigar which was now lying on the floor. It disappeared and Jill's mother's belly once again blossomed with pregnancy. Finally, the chimpanzee caught up with his friend holding the chronivac and began swiping violently. The chronivac was activated, and where a chimpanzee and a thug once stood, all that remained was a little plush monkey with a magnet in its mouth kissing another little plush magnet-mouthed monkey.
Jill's mother woke up, and...