Josh approached his Mother in the mall at the food court. She immediately spotted his obscene bulge in his little plaid shorts, eyes widening, his zipper looked like it might rip apart.
Suddenly her eyes filled with anger and disappointment "Josh!" she scorned "You stole something from the shop near the bathroom!" pointing at the Forever 22.
"what?" he was baffled "no I didn't"
"Then do you want to explain what that is?" she pointed directly at the huge lump in his crotch. His face went scarlet.
"Um...that's my...you know what" Josh muttered. She might've laughed if she wasn't so upset
"Josh. It's not funny, I saw your penis when you were younger and it certainly couldn't have grown that much. Now I'm going to tell your father that you thought it would be a good joke to steal a scarf and stuff it down your pants to pretend that you have a gigantic penis."
"No!" Josh cried
"Now you can either take what you stole out and give it to me, or we can go over to the Forever 22 desk and you can tell them yourself what you've done." she looked at the bulge in his shorts expectantly.