''Woah... I can't believe I ate all 3 of them whole.'' you say patting your now ENORMOUS round belly sticking in front of you, so full that it's a little bit uncomfortable. It looks like you swallowed a beach ball! You spot a tiny chair made out of wood in the corner.''Maybe I should rest a bit, that was tiring.'' you tell yourself as you make an effort to move over to the chair. The chair creaks loudly when you sit on it, trying to support your massive weight, moving around with that belly isn't going to be easy, you think.
Who would have thought that being the Big Bad Wolf would be so fun! You sit in the chair for a while rubbing your big belly, thinking about what you should do next. Could you move on to other fairy tales now that you're finished with this one? Maybe that other wolf could- ''BUUUUUUURP'' you quickly move one of your paws to your muzzle as a loud belch interrupts your thinking, you don't usually do that!
You start wondering if the transformation made that happen considering you're a fairy tale now, you don't get to think much about that as the tiny chair you're sitting in finally gives in and collapses under you. ''Uuufghh!'' you hit the ground with a loud THUD. ''Okay, I should go visit that wolf again, he'll know what to do!'' you get up, rubbing your big furry butt as you make your way to the destroyed doorframe which is still comically standing without a door in it.
No matter how much you squeeze and push, there is just not enough room for a wolf of your size, you're stuck with your hindquarters sticking out inside the destroyed house! ''Come on, now! Just a little bit moooooore!'' you put all your strength into pushing and you finally manage to squeeze through the thin doorframe, falling muzzle first in the grass outside of the house. Yep, you definitely got much more clumsy since that transformation.
''Huff, puff... finally! Why do these pigs have to make such tiny houses?!'' you ask no one in particular as you lift your massive form up and make your way back to where you found the other wolf, tail swaying left to right as you walk and get used to your new weight. On the way there, you feel a loud gurgling noise coming from your stomatch, you hunch over and hug your belly ''Aaargh, what now?!'' the gurgling stops after a while and you breathe a sigh of relief, thinking it was just your meal settling in, but before you can even think about walking again, your tail goes up as you let out a HUGE fart that scares birds far away! You go wide eyed and immediatelly blush as you look around embarrased, you didn't mean to do that!
''At least that's done with it...'' after making sure nobody was around to hear that, you continue your way back, still embarrased. You figure out that if a young child was to read this in a book, they would have found it hilarious. You truly are in a fairy tale! A few more minutes of walking pass, and you finally spot the old dog sleeping against the same tree you found him earlier, you nudge him awake to see if he knows what you should do next.
''Huh, uh? Is some- WOW! Boy, you actually got the little brats?!'' he stands up and pokes your belly, surprised at your exploit.
''Yeah!'' you proudly slap your belly to show how good you are at this. ''I'm sorry about not getting you one, I was afraid one could have slipped away from my paws...''
''No way, buddy! You just gave me something better than some bacon! You just showed that you can be a better Big Bad Wolf than me, that means I get a vacation!''
You confusedly scratch your head and before you can say anything, the Big Bad Wolf explains himself ''I just wanted to give you a little experience on what being the Big Bad Wolf is like for a while, but you were definitely born for this! I never managed to get them before!''
''Really? I thought that wasn't even supposed to happen and...'' before you can finish what you were saying, the wolf shoves a book of fairy tales in your paws and says ''Here, take this, it's all the tales I'm in- No! It's all the tales YOU are in! Just start reading one and you'll soon find yourself where you're supposed to be-'' ''Slow down! What if I don't want to hurt anyone...?'' you interrupt him.
''Hahahaha! Don't worry about it, friend, Nobody is getting hurt here! We're characters from fairy tales! How do you think I'm still alive? We don't feel any pain and everyone here is playing their character just like you are!'' That explains it, considering he dies in most stories he shows up in and the fact that you managed to change the story about the Three Little Pigs. You heft your furry belly up with both of your arms and ask ''But what I'm supposed to do with this?'' he laughs again and tells you ''That? Just take a good nap anywhere and you should wake up fit again!'' that's great, that way you won't need to go on a diet! You start to notice his fur falling off and his face strangely becoming more human-like.
''Just play your character, call for the Fairy Godmother if you have any other questions and remember, we're all just playing our characters here, nobody hates each other, okay?'' You nod.
''But what if I don't wa-'' he hugs you tight squeezing your belly against both of your bodies, reminding you of some happy child that finally got that toy they really wanted. ''Thanks a lot, bud! You be a... really bad wolf now, okay? Hahaha! I hope I'll see you again!'' you notice that now he's a full human, and before you get a chance to say anything else, he dissapears in a 'puff', leaving only his destroyed shoes and overalls that neatly fall in the ground near the shoes.
''Well now....'' you reach to grab his things and store them in your backpocket alongside the book(like most toons do) ''I surely wasn't expecting that, but maybe this won't be so bad. I could get used to it!'' you take a deep breath, you're now the Big Bad Wolf. Maybe if you didn't want this, you could call that fairymother he talked about, or turn someone else into the Big Bad Wolf, but do you really want to leave? This could be fun! Whatever choice you'll make, it will have to wait, now you're going for a well deserved rest. You sit and take the other wolf's place on the tree, it bends a little to support your back. Letting your tongue out and rubbing your belly with one paw, you find out your mouth still tastes like bacon as you let out a few burps. Finally, you sleep.