"Yeah well fuck you too!" yelled Rick, flapping his dick around before shpwing it away and giving the finger. He was masturbating to a young couple making out in the park. Rick was 32, skinny, with a gaunt face and yelowed teath. He had a short hair with receeding hairline, and smelled of filth. He was more often then not drunk, and was the most perverted man you could meet. Men, women, even animals. He didnt care.
"Yeah right... *burp* call the police on me... ill fuck em too, fucking pigs." He slured, Stumbling a little as he walked. He stopped to raise a leg to let out a long wet fart.
"...shoilnt be playing with your girlfriends tits.., yeah... ill fuck her tits... then fuck your ass... *hic* asshole"
He pulled his cock out of his tracksuit bottoms and began to piss on a bench, when he saw what looked like a toy gun. Scowling, he picked it up.
It looked like a plastic toy gun with goofy eyes. The label said, the Cartoonator. On the otherside, was some crude writing. 'Looking for a fuck on the wierd side, step right up and give me a try. Aim and fire at anyone you seek, and they will become a whacky sex freak. Titties and dicks! Spunk, piss and poo,, one pull of the trigger and there all for you'
"Hehe... your shitting me" he chcuckled to himsef. But it was tempting to see if it worked. "Titties... yeah... big giant tits... bouncy... like in dem cartoons... and big fat asses. Yeah... and thick fat juicy dicks... huge hairy balls. "
Rick was getting horny in anticipation. Maybe he should try it out.