Not believing Dan, you walk to the men's room nearby; Dan follows you. As you are walking, you start to notice that people are stopping to look and point at you. Quickly, you duck inside the bathroom. Walking over to the sink, you look in the mirror and see your reflection. "WHAAAAT!?!?!" you scream. The normal bathroom mirror confirms it, you have been painted head to toe like a Dalmatian. You look down at your hands and legs; they are painted white with black spots. The only thing covering your groin is a black and white speedo. Obviously it would be hard to tell if your face was painted, but for some reason, you had not noticed that the rest of your body was painted as well until you looked in the mirror. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?" you yell angrily at Dan. "I thought I could trust you, but I guess I was wrong."
"I'd say you got what was coming to you, Pongo! This is payback for my having to deal with your existence, so I turned you into a dog in that photobooth. I think you'll be much more tolerable now. HAHA!" laughed Dan.
"I'm don't have to put up with any more of this abuse!" you shouted, pumping out 20 feet of paper towels from the dispenser. "Your fun at my expense ends now!" You soak the towels in soap and water and start scrubbing yourself vigorously from head to toe. Five minutes later you take another wad of towels and dry off. "That's that!" you say.