He got outta his truck, and it was then he suddenly noticed something out of the ordinary:
his clothes felt looser than normal.
"That's odd." Dave said. He clambered back into his truck. "Hey." he said. "My truck's got bigger!" his feet knocked about in his boots, and his shirt and coat seemed about 2 sizes too big for him.
What gives? he wondered, scratching the back of his neck and discovering that he was in need of a haircut.
Dave set off again. Strangely, it seemed more difficult to drive, for he could barely see over the steering wheel, and his feet couldn't reach the pedals as much.
despite this, he kept on doing his job.
when he'd finished his last delivery for the day, he went back to his house. he got out, and immediately tripped over his boots, which were now 5 sizes too big for him. He got up, and stepped out of his boots and baggy-looking socks.
he got inside the house, and sat down in his armchair. He gasped; his feet no longer touched the floor, and they were now hidden in the legs of his baggy pants.