You look over the set of pills, thinking “this is complete bull. Pills can turn me into an animal!”. You decide to take one, but which one? Considering blue is a pretty color, you pluck the blue pill and place it in your mouth. After swallowing it, you begin to worry about what might happen. After 5 minutes have passed, you don’t feel anything.
All of a sudden, you begin to feel a burning sensation in your body, your legs in particular. They begin to fuse together, as your feet begin to stretch and form a fluke. You fall to your stomach, as your skin begins to turn grey and slimy. The hair on your head falls off as it’s covered with a thick layer of blubber. You can feel your mouth elongate into a snout. A large dorsal fin grows out of your back and your arms shorten and become two fins.
You realize, you’ve become a dolphin! You love being a dolphin, but you should probably find some water soon.