Jen felt the bus come to a full stop, and all the kids began to walk down the aisle. To Jen, everything sounded like it was underwater. Yhe pink rubber that made up her body was wrapped around her head and muffling all sounds. She bobbed up and down when Willow, the chubby Goth, rose from the seat; it was like sitting on a waterbed for just a moment. Suddenly, Jen felt her body being lifted and compressed.
Unbeknownst to Jen, Piper had picked her up and tucked her under her arm. Muffled sounds of people shuffling and locker doors being slammed. Footsteps echoed off the walls of a large, cold room. Jen's body came to rest on a cold metal slab.
Piper slipped her French manicured fingertips between rubbery pink folds. Jen can feel the fingers of her captor probing her body. She saw a bright light and met Piper's emerald green eyes. "See you after wrestling practice, Jen," she said, before turning and walking away.
Jen felt a bit like a latex sushi roll...which is one of the strangest sentences ever concocted. She tried to spread herself out, but her tacky rubber body clung to itself with too much resistance. She closed her eyes and darkness replaced her pink prison. Like she had done at her house, she stretched her consciousness out across her entire being. She could feel tingling sensations across the expanse of her rubber body. She pictured a flower blooming, the petals gently unfolding in the warmth of a sunny spring day.
Like a strange sea creature, Jen's body unfurled. She could see light once again, and suddenly rolled off of the shelf, making a splat sound as she made contact with the wooden floor of the gym. As before, Jen stretched herself upward and gulped a massive swallow of air. Her whoopie cushion body plumped up, ready for her to be the punchline of the next cosmic joke.
Jen heard a commotion down the hall as a few boys entered the gym. She hopped and twisted to get a better look. Her head bobbed as she settled back on the floor. Three boys entered, pushing and slapping each other playfully. They wore wrestling singlets and their goins were augmented with athletic cups. Jen only recognized Billy, who'd had a crush on her since freshman year. "Like I'd ever give him the time of day," Jen said softly.
"Hey Jen!" Billy called the other guys over. "You first," Billy said to the other boys, "I'll take winner."