As Chad Bunny bounded out the backdoor, his greyhound rescue dog Swifty barked wildly. As Chad Bunny leapt across the yard, Swifty was hot in pursuit. For over two years, Swifty chased rabbit decoys around the track, but this was the biggest bunny Swifty had ever seen, and this time Swifty was going to catch him.
Chad Bunny panicked and leapt high over the fence. It was six feet tall. He paused to rest against a tree. It was just Swifty, why was his heart racing. He was a bunny now, albeit a rubber one, and he somehow inherently feared dogs now.
WOOF! WOOF! barked Swifty, as the dog cleared the 6' fence in hot pursuit of the big rubber bunny.
"Yoiks!" gasped Chad Bunny, and he made a rapid bunny hop down the sidewalk. Somehow he managed not to drop a single Easter egg. He bounced as fast as he could. Swifty was still in pursuit, but a block away now. Damn, he wished he could sweat through his rubber rabbit suit. He paused in front of Coach Sinclair's house. Sinclair's son Kevin was in college training to become a coach too, and he was out in front washing the cars wearing his coaching shorts. Chadbunny looked in his basket, and smiled. He pulled out one egg, glanced back at rapidly closing Swifty. Then he jumped.
He landed in front of a startled Kevin, who fell backwards over his bucket and ended up soaked. His white shorts became semitransparent. Chad thought about saying something like nice jockstrap, but he didn't have time. Instead, he thrust and orange, white, and purple egg into Kevin's hand.
"Happy Easter! Enjoy your egg!" said Chad bunny as he turned and bounded over the car, and across the yard as a yapping greyhound appeared in pursuit.
Kevin stared in disbelief at the huge bunny man with huge floppy dick. Then he looked down at the egg in his hand. It looked like it might be rubber or confectioner's sugar? He debated trying to open it and taking a bite. He glanced back at the cute Bunnyman's butt as it bounced around the corner. He popped wood. He hoped no one noticed. Who could notice, he was alone, wasn't he? Then he cautiously tasted the rubber egg with his tongue. It is rubber. Is there an opening?