"What is wrong with you?!" yelled Peter, "Were you trying to rape me?!"
"Will you keep your voice down?" hissed Rieg, "I can explain."
"You better," said Peter with a glare.
"Ok, first off, you remember you were fused, right?" asked Rieg.
Peter could clearly remember his life of being a 30-year-old man. But it only took a little digging to remember the lives of the 15-year-old twin brothers who made him. "Yes, I remember. How is that possible?" he asked.
Rieg briefly told him about the magic cuffs and how they worked, about how he himself was a fusion between Richard and Diego. He explained how he and Jonas had come to the pool in search of other people to fuse considering that Jonas wasn't gay.
"So, you picked Patrick and Derreck to fuse," said Peter.
"That's right," said Rieg, "I was, er, kinda hoping to have fun with you."
"At what point did you think they were gay?" asked Peter.
"What?" asked Rieg.
"In the brief time you saw them, did they give any indication either of them were gay?" asked Peter.
Rieg scratched his cheek in embarrassment. "Uh...I guess I kinda assumed..." he said.
"Assumed? Rieg, you are aware that most people are straight, right? Did you think people made by the cuffs would automatically be attracted to the people who gave them the cuffs?" asked Peter.
"No, I guess I didn't think of that," said Rieg, looking really embarrassed, "I guess I was...just thinking with my dick."
Peter sighed and reached for Patrick and Derreck's fallen clothes. Surprisingly, they changed in his hands so he was left holding a shirt and a pair of shorts just his size. He put them on, which was a bit of a pity for Rieg since he liked looking at his dick. "Look, Rieg, you got out from under our mother's thumb, so I am grateful for that," said Peter, "But you really need to think things through more. The next guy you create may take exception to having sex with a man and kick your ass. You need to determine if they will be into other men before you try to combine them."
"Yeah, that makes sense," said Rieg as he put his own shorts back on, "So, are we square."
"I guess," said Peter, "But try to stick your dick in me and I will kick your ass. The only one who can have my body is Mei Qi."
"Who's Mei Qi?" asked Rieg.
"My wife," said Peter defensively.
"You didn't exist until a few minutes ago. How can you have a wife?" asked Rieg.
"I shouldn't have memories of the last 30 years either, but I do," said Peter, "These cuffs can alter reality more than you think."
"Ok then, do you know who Mei Qi besides being your wife?" asked Rieg.
Peter paused before concentrating on his memories of Mei Qi, trying to remember who she is supposed to be.