"...I wish for a million bucks!" Susan snapped carelessly. That's the usual wish when you get a magic genie, right? Money? Nothing to lose by trying. However, Arnold gave her a strange look.
"Master, are you certain?" she asked. "I have never met a master with a need for so many - "
"Yeah, right, so you mean you can't do it, right?" Susan eyed Arnold and snorted, annoyed that she was wasting time with this nutbar.
"O-of course I can, Master!" Arnold sputtered. "However, I am not certain how I would fit that many into this location, perhaps if I moved you somewhere else...?"
"Sure, if you get me a million bucks, you can move me wherever you want," Susan waved dismissively at Arnold as she turned to check out the belongings that returned to her apartment, or were hidden by Arnold, or whatever was going on...
"Right away, Master!" Arnold chirped happily, bouncing and clapping her hands.
Suddenly, everything went dark. Susan blinked, trying to figure out if it was a power outage. However, moment later, she felt a cool breeze on her cheek, and heard the rustling of the wind through trees and grass. At that instant, the moon came out from behind the clouds to reveal a glade in the middle of the forest.
"What the hell?!!" Susan gasped. She was in her apartment a second ago...did Arnold knock her out and kidnap her only to drop her in some godforsaken place? As she looked around wildly for some indication of civilization, she heard a strange low rumble that seemed to get louder and closer. Nervous, she backed up until she stumbled into a tree, then hurriedly stepped around it to hide, peeking at the open clearing.
At first, Susan thought trees themselves were moving into the clearing. Trees without leaves, but with varying amounts of branches. But the trunks of the trees didn't look like trunks, they looked more like...animals? Suddenly, a voice rang out from the front of the herd, where a strangely-dressed yet familiar woman was approaching, jauntily, leading the creatures forward.
"Master, I have assembled your million bucks!" Arnold called joyously.
At that moment, Susan realized that it wasn't trees she was surrounded by. It was a sea of antlers. Deer antlers. Susan's knees gave out and she slid to the ground. Whatever was going on, this joke wasn't funny any longer.
"Damn it, Arnold!" Susan growled. "I wish..."