Ken, like some people his age, had a crush. Her name was Hailey Douglas. She was one of the more beautiful looking girls at Ken's school. She's also in honors and is a cheerleader. Anyways, Ken wondered if he was able to make Hailey his girlfriend using the book, so he thought about her and turned the page to see a bunch of info on her... and a picture of her naked! Of course, Ken gets aroused by this. After about a minute of staring at the pic, he goes back to the task at hand and scans the page until he finds a section listing her relationships and then eventually finds his name in that section. What he reads next was interesting. "Ken: crush," was what the book said. He felt really happy knowing that she would've likely said yes to going out with him (and it also likely meant that he was the only Ken that she knew, but that's beside the point). Ken wondered what exactly Hailey had seen in him, but he decided to brush it aside for now. Still, he might as well do what he originally planned just speed up the process. Ken erases "crush" and replaces it with "boyfriend." Suddenly, a new paragraph appears which describes their relationship. Apparently, they started dating almost 3 months ago. That would've been it, but Ken wanted to more with the book, specifically involving him and/or Hailey. So he...