"Todd, puhlea-gluggh- smoosh-" said Chad as the rolling pin flattened his face.
"Sorry, Chad, no mouth, no talking," commented Todd, as he rolled Chad's face into an unrecognizable uniform beige mat. He sighed, this was more work than he expected. Droplets of sweat fell from Todd's skin on to Chad's smooth naked flattened body. It took nearly a half hour longer rolling to get Chad into a flat uniform rectangle. Carefully, Todd peeled Chad off, and smiled.
"A bit too thin for a yoga mat. But no worries, the website covered how to foam up a flattened human," Todd said.
He ran the ostrich feather over the flattened Chad, and Chad's mouth reappeared in the middle of the rectangle laughing. Todd smiled. He opend the bottle of carbonated water, and jammed the mouth of the bottle into Chad's flattened lips. There was a gurgling sound, as Chad's flattened body began to inflate. When it was a half inch thick, Todd stopped pouring the bottle, and recapped it.
The foam yoga mat that Chad became burped loudly. Todd ran his index finger across Chad's lips.
Then he rolled up his new mat, and headed for his hot yoga class.
Chad didn't know what to think. The rolling pin seemed to addle his brains. He had heard of hot yoga before, but what exactly it was, he couldn't remember. It started to get very warm, and Todd unrolled him. He blinked. Todd was naked. So were all the other people, and it felt like they were in a sauna. Oh, right, Chad remembered, hot yoga is in the nude at temperatures of 100 degrees or more. Oh, no! Todd's bare ass landed on Chad's face. After an hour, Chad was slick with Todd's dripping sweat. Todd showered, rolled Chad up, and stuck him in Todd's locker, while he went to dinner with one of his yoga classmates.
Chad lay there with his ass pressed against his face with Todd's sweat soaking him. He only hoped that Todd would change him back after this. He kept waiting for Todd to return. It got later, and later, and finally Chad dozed off.
Chad woke in the same dark locker . Hours past. At last Todd opened the locker, he was grinning, and happy.
"Sorry, Chad, got lucky last night," Todd explained. He shoved Chad under his arm, and carried him away. With Chad's face rolled up, he couldn't see Todd's grin, but he could hear it in his voice. Chad wondered who Todd's date was? Maybe Todd would change him back today.