Eventually, after we took a five minute commercial break from the interview, Molly and I went back up on stage alongside Savannah Guthrie, Carson Daly, and Al Roker, as we got back into our seats just that camera crew started rolling once more.
"...Welcome back, viewers! In case you've just tuned in, we are interviewing the internet sensation from Illinois, Molly Rhoer - better known as "Molly Heifer" by her newfound fanbase, as well as her devout boyfriend, (Name) Avery - who is one of three children of Avery Dairy Incorporated CEO, Alfred Johnson Avery." Savannah stated, resuming the live broadcast with enthusiasm.
From there, the camera then cut towards Molly, who nodded in agreement then answered, "Thank you, Savannah. (Name) and I are honestly rather excited to be here."
"*chuckle* Same here, Molly." Carson retorted, where he then looked back at the camera and promptly continued, "Originally, we would conduct a straightforward interview with Molly Rhoer like some of our previous studio guest stars. However, we decided to shake up the routine. So, instead of Savannah, Al, and myself asking the questions, we've decided to allow you, the viewers at home, to send us the questions over on Twitter and Facebook."
From there, the screen split in half to show the Today show Twitter homepage, displaying on the right side of the screen adjacent to the live feed over at Studio 1A, as Al Roker the spoke up and commented, "And thanks to many of you viewers and your tweets and responses, we've received some really good questions."
"To start things off, we have someone on Twitter named "Adiba Yusuf", who's asked a rather interesting question, which states: "Dear #MollyHeifer, just wanted to give a shoutout on how awesome you are. As for my question, What is it like having hooves? And what parts do you miss about being human?" "
"Oh, good question there! Well, to answer your first question, Adiba... It can certainly be difficult at times having hooves for feet nowadays. I mean, I sometimes miss being able to wear shoes like any ordinary person." Molly answered, her hind hooves audibly clopping against the smooth tile floor of the Today show stage for a brief moment or two, where she then continued speaking and quipped, "I mean, they aren't as flexible as having toes, especially when your feet are made out of hard sturdy keratin. And don't get me started on getting them cleaned either, dear! Because it's kind of a chore to do, especially at my current size and heft. Thankfully, my boyfriend here is more than generous enough to assist in cleaning my hooves. Basically, it kinda feels like getting your own personal pedicure. That is, if cow even get pedicures. *giggle*"
"...Though, as for your second question... I kinda do miss being able to sit in regular chairs without having it instantaneously implode underneath me when I attempt to sit in them. The furniture I used nowadays have to be reinforced with Titanium, including the bed me and (Name) sleep in. Heck, even the chair I'm currently sitting in had to be heavily reinforced so it wouldn't instantly buckle and snap under my immense size and weight." Molly explained, obviously feeling a bit more relaxed after being able to vent a little. Of course, after emphasizing her enormity by putting a thick hoof-like hand upon the bulbous curve of her belly, jiggling it mildly to emphasize her point, Molly soon continued speaking as she stated, "...Plus, I nowadays have to wear larger clothes that are custom-tailored to my current physical state, which are reasonably expensive, considering I am far past bearing a Size 4 waistline these days."
"So, yes. I do miss some things about being human. However, I'm not gonna let that put me down." Molly firmly answered, where Savannah, Carson, and Al instinctively applauded for Molly's statement to show their support.