Well its been 13 years since the rabbit popped out of the Magicians top hat and you still haven't made
your first wish.
In that time 3 USA Presidents have come and gone,quite a few twerrorists
and the rabbit has a huge pile of carrot tops lying beside it from the
carrots its munched on for the last
13 years
To burn away the time the Genie that is a light brown hare
flipped its floppy ears making a sofa
and a old black and white tube tv appear
and has been watching endless
reruns of the Bugs Bunny and RoadRunner Show.
However even a rabbit has got places to go and people to meet
and so
"Look bubs,lets say we can the rules and I give you this gift certificate worth three wishes you can cash
in by snapping your fingers"
And so the rabbit gives you the gift certificate and flips its floppy ears
and vanishes
leaving you alone with the Bugs Bunny and RoadRunner Shows
and 3 wishes