I woke up late and scratched my friends (Amazing how much I'd missed doing that). I stretched and got up.
I went into Mary's room and retrieved my camera and then spent most of the day going through the pictures I'd taken yesterday, sorting them. They had come out surprisingly well.
The phone rang and I answered it.
"Hello, dear. We will be home in about four hours," said Mom. "Where were you yesterday? I called but nobody answered."
"I was at the movies," I lied.
"Did you do remember to do the laundry?" she asked.
I remembered that I hadn't, but told her yes. I told her to drive safe and we hung up.
I went downstairs and started the first load of laundry. I spent the next three hours washing, drying and folding clothes. I decided not to piss Mary off and so I hung her bras up to dry like she'd asked me. As I did, I laughed, knowing that soon they'd be way too big for her anyway.
I'd finished the laundry and was watching television when Mom and Mary came home. Mary's team had won and she spared no effort in bragging about it all evening. She even had the nerve to say at least one of us was a winner at something. I smiled and didn't take the bait, which drove her nuts.
Eventually, Mary got tired and went to bed. I went to bed, but didn't fall asleep. I was waiting for the hallway light to go out. Then I began preparing for my clandestine breast reduction mission.
I got the A-cup bra and medallion out. After a 20 minute wait to make sure everyone was asleep, I snuck into Mary's bedroom. I saw Mary, fast asleep, with one leg sticking out of the covers. I laid the medallion on her leg, slowly lowering it so it didn't wake her up. Then I touched the bra to the medallion and then removed the bra and medallion. Mary stirred and I ducked down, terrified I'd be caught. Mary however turned over and settled, still asleep.
I snuck out and when I got back to my own bedroom, raised both arms in a touchdown motion, whispering 'YES'. Then put the items back inside the box spring. I went to bed, wondering what would happen tomorrow when Mary notices her boobs have shrunk a whole cup size.
I'm sure I slept the whole night with a smile on my face.