''I wish that Emma would forget how to dress herself correctly, meaning she will forget how to use a zipper on clothes, but still know how to use a zipper on other things like backpacks. Also, she will not know how to to wear dresses, pants, or sweatshirts that don't have a zipper. I also wish that Emma would no longer have the urge to squeeze her boobs or stick things in her vagina. Also, I wish that Emma would follow me home after school today. Next, I wish that girls were much hornier than boys, and gethornier the longer they go without orgasming. I wish that girls never get too hot or cold. And I wish that if a girl has a boyfriend, they are considered that boy's slave. ''