Well the standard method to call up the Devil and sign one of his Ten Year Contracts
in exchange for your eternal soul is to
walk up to a Cross and fire a round at it with
a rifle or shotgun.
Times were getting tough for Old Scratch what with
powered up Ty making Angels and handing out Contracts
like cotton candy.
Why bother with the Devil and a eternity in the human excrement filled 7th pit of Hell
when this Ty guy was handing out Contracts with no strings attached
and his army of newly Angels helped Ty spread the Word of God
The Devil got so desperate for business he started putting ads in The New York Times
with his email contact address ( managed by his daughter Lucinda the Lamia)
and had taken to handing out Ten Year Contracts with no strings attached
to bubble gum chewing
12 year old freckle faced boys who accidentally shot at
Church windows
with their pellet guns
So much for blasting away at the True Cross with a 12 bore loaded with buckshot
Lucinda quietly sat by the silent phones
which weren't ringing with
pledges