YO! I LOOK SO GOOD!
It's so fucking weird I just, look at me! That beer burned off all my flab, I look like I grew a half foot too! My dick looks bigger and my dick looks like he's regrowing his for-skin. It might be light but I have hair on my legs and arms and chest and I'm growing a mustache!! It's faint and my old pussy self would have shaved it but not me now. I started using the shit dad got for me and they're great! It makes you really feel ALIVE! Shit tho I need to get rid of this shaggy hair cut and get something shorter.
OH but damn! The beer is great! I've has like five today. I was acting like a pussy at first but dad said that now that I'm 21 it's cool.
I'd love to stay but I'm such a sexy mother fucker that I'm turning my self on... so you know.