So into the coffin went Roberts cadaver and Valerie's parents were thinking it was rather touching of their daughter
to ask the funeral home director to place
a crescent shaped piece of jewelry with diamonds rubies and a
topaz stone in the coffin with the dear departed.
However Valeries had a sense both Roberts body and the Imp Demoness Crescent were best interred in salted earth with Holy Water liberally applied
to everything.
Heck he hadn't even been put six feet under when some rich old Aunt Lucretia Campbell sent over a hefty sum of
money to have Robert
his coffin
and the Crescent
placed in a above ground Mausoleum in a creepy
cemetery called
Blood Crest
Valerie hadn't read Bram Stoker's novel Dracula yet
but
yeah
she was getting the Hint
her brother Robert wasn't going to stay put