Based Heavily on TheXtra89's Visual Novel By the same name.
Jerry was lifting weights in his building's gym when his phone started to go off the hook, he groaned it was his lovable young roommate Drew demanding that he got his buttock over to their apartment right then and there. Jerry ignored Drew until another gym goer started to yell at him, "Just pick up the fucking phone!" The man yelled loudly then even louder, "Ah CRAP!" as he fell off his treadmill. Jerry picked up his phone again, "Found Your ID!" the most recent text said and Jerry sighing packed up his things and walked up the stairs to his apartment.
"About time!" Drew was bouncing his leg in excitement "check it out I found your ID!" Drew handed over a thick card to Jerry who looked at it and scowled. "You brought me up here for this!" Drew grinned like an idiot and shot finger guns at Drew. "You know what!" Jerry exclaimed chucking the card at Drew, "This is your card, and you need to grow up." Drew picked up the card and stumbled back, "How'd you do it man?" Drew said his eyes wide. "Huh?" Jerry responded he was walking out the door to head back to the gym. "The card!" Drew exclaimed, "It now has my information on it!" Jerry whirled around. "Give me that!" he muttered and swiped the card away. "Drew Strong, age 18, gender Male wait what the?" Jerry squinted at the card, "The card just changed it now says Drew Strong, age 20!"
Jerry looked up and let out a gasp, Drew now had a five o'clock shadow and eye bags from studying. "What's Wrong?" Drew asked scared. "Look in a mirror dude!" Drew ran over to the mirror and started cheering. "Yes I have a beard thank god!" Jerry looked down at the card, "Don't thank god thank me!" Jerry demanded of Drew who turned around his dopey grin fading. "Thank you for what!?" Drew asked. "My wish for you to grow up made you grow up!" Jerry exclaimed. "And so I did!" Jerry smiled he only had two current goals, get a girlfriend and get rid of Drew and if it all worked out he could have both very soon. "Hey Drew!" he called out, "How's it like being a girl?" Drew turned around brushing his long hair out of his face. "You Sneaky Bastard."