... the mall cop and a shoplifter. There was a sketchy looking guy talking with a mall officer about not stealing something. The guy was 5'8 with a bit of scraggy brown hair on his chin. He wore a beanie hat with a hidden price tag jammed up the side and had a suspiciously large coat. The mall officer was a large old white dude who has clearly had enough of this guys bullshit. The scrawnier dude kept telling him he didn't do it but the officer didn't buy anything.
Rick took the picture and when he lowered the camera they were completely different. Where the old cop had been,, there was now an attractive looking middle aged woman. Her blond hair was greying slightly but was clearly being dyed to stop that. She had a skimpy outfit on and a push up bra to help with her sagging breasts. She had a ring on that looked a little bit too much like the one that was on display before it went missing.
Where the original shoplifter had been stood a short but strong looking woman in a police uniform. She looked relatively new to the force and wasn't taking anyone's shit. Her brown hair was tied up in a neat ponytail as she listened to the new shoplifter's story. After trying to bribe the officer she arrested the older woman who was taken off kicking and screaming about "Youth" and such.
Rick was amazed at this thing. In a second that shoplifter went from some loser punk guy to a young woman with a promising future in the force. He felt bad about the old guy/girl but she seemed like the kind a person that gets away with stuff like this anyway so Rick decided to leave it alone. Rick told Emily what happened and she laughed.
"Ha this is great! Look I say we both got a feel for it now. How about we head off to a place where we know some people? Maybe get revenge on some teachers at the high school or some old bullies from class back in the day?"
Rick wasn't too sure. After thinking for a moment, they decided...