Your mind is so much a blur you can't even spell words. You want to find out what the lotion will do and the apprehension is driving you to total distractions. Nothing works, you can't even unzip your pants, as fingers like one's brain is numb from the lusty expectations.
The cork pops out of the bottle with such force a small amount of the lotion jumps up and out. It's running down over your bare hand, burning the skin and making you feel and think.
"If it burns this bad on my hand it should ache like hell on my package!" or so you think to yourself.
Seeing the directions it reads: Avoid direct contact with other body parts. Apply using laytex gloves only or expect physical abnormalities to become a problem.