"How about we go to the Dog Park?" Your Girlfriend suggested. "That sounds good, I'd like to see what kind of dogs you have to bring out there."
"Yeah, that sounds good," you said, really you just wanted to make sure she was happy but it did sound nice. "What kind of dogs do you have?"
"Oh, all kinds," the attendant said with a smile as she looked over the two of you. "I will have to make sure that I pick a very special dog for the two of you. Do you have any preferences for size of the dog?"
"Nothing too big, but nothing too small either," your girlfriend said with a shrug. "I'd like any kind of dog really as long as they're friendly and don't cause any problems. Maybe a lab or a huskie or something."
"Oh, I'm sure we can work that out, and you sir?" The attendant asked.
"Anything really, I'm not really an expert on dogs," you said with a shrug, you had always been more of a cat person but you didn't really care at this point. "Whatever you bring for me should be fine."
"Okay, good," the attendant said as she went into the back.
You were getting more and more excited all of a sudden as you waited for her to come back. You weren't just hoping she brought back a good dog, you were hoping she would pick you to be taken out. You thought it was weird for a moment, but the excitement kept growing and you pushed your concerns to the back of your mind.
You two waited for a few minutes before she came back with...