So your brother-in-law Rusty
a shrimp of a dragon
gets off of the counch in the next room and lurches into the office.
He's drunk again and your sister Marjory ( Caldwell) Flamer
had locked the gateway and raised the moat bridge to the beaten up castle
Rusty,your sister and their three sons and three daughters call home.
So Rusty slides his trousers on and puts on his sweater to cover
his rusty scaled covered chest
and the two of you head towards the main exit door.
Rusty,always the jerk of a dragon
doesn't even have the courtesy to open the door for you,his reluctant host.
So you open the door and there stand two of your sisters kids
young Elery and his twin sister Agatha.
The two half dragon kids look at you with awe
hey you are a PI
and beg to come along and catch a murderer.