When the light faded, Carter found himself inside of what looked like a government lab. All around him were computers, chemicals, clipboards on tables, papers, and charts. Confused, he put his hand to his chin, only to find the latter was haired than it normally was.
Carter looked down instinctively, and saw his entire body was covered in hair. And his feet were bare and strange looking. Panicking at this point, he ran to a nearby locked cabinet full of flasks and beaners, and saw his reflection in the glass window. Staring back at him was an ape of sorts, similar to that of a chimpanzee.
Carter tried to scream, but no sound came out. His mouth opened, revealing sharp primate teeth, but not an “ook” or an “eek” escaped his newly protruding lips. Carter flew into a mental frenzy, unable to move, thinking at a thousand miles an hour.
“WHAT?! HOW?! WHY?! I-?! I’M-?! WHAT?!?!” In the reflection of the glass cabinet, Carter saw Quinn walking up besides him, a giant compared to his size. “Quinn! What did you-?!”, Carter thought.
Quinn shook her head. “I tried to tell you. This was the easiest way to give you what you wanted: swap your brain with a lab monkey in Phoenix, Arizona. I could have done a million other things, but this one was the fastest and you insisted on it.”
Carter was paralyzed with disbelief. “Arizona?! That’s mikes away from my house! Change me back! Now!”
Quinn shook her head. “I can’t. You said you wanted this for one month. And I can only grant one wish at a time. I can stay and keep you company, since no one else will be able to see me and I’m the only one who can hear what you’re thinking.
Carter put his hands to his head, trying not to faint. How was this happening? What was happening? Wait. “Lab monkey?” Did that mean he was going to be injected and prodded and dissected by some creepy old German doctor?!
Just as Carter was about to scream for real from fear, a pair of soft hands grabbed him gently under the armpits, lifting him up and turning him around. Carter found himself face-to-face with the most beautiful woman he had ever seen: a tall brunette with her hair in a bun, glasses on and with pale skin almost as white as her teeth, which were smiling at him like diamonds. Looking down, Carter saw her breasts were enormous, easily G-cuts, the tops of them spilling out of her tiny, restrictuve top and lab coat.
Wait. Lab coat? Glasses? Was this a-?
“There you are, Gonzo! I told you not to wander off while we went for our morning walk. Did you get curious by the silly monkey looking back at you in the mirror?”
Not sure what else to do, Carter nodded, causing the scientist to laugh.
“You’re such a smart, silly boy! That’s you! Did you realize that? That the silly monkey was you in the mirror?”
Again, Carter nodded, causing the scientist to grin and shake her head in amused disbelief.
“My God, you’re so smart. Couldn’t ask for a better test subject.”
“Test subject?”, Carter thought. Test subject for what? Before Quinn could answer, the scientist began to walk off, Carter in hand, to a large, glass enclosure with a tire-swing, some rope ladders, and a large tree. The scientist opened up the gate to the enclosure, and walked into the enclosure with Carter. She sat him in the ground, going back outside into the lab, and came back with multiple papers, a voice recorder, and a ballpoint pen. Carter only saw a few words on each of the papers, but was able to piece them together.
“Primate..... penis..... ejaculatory..... testicle..... serum..... sperm..... test..... growth..... length..... Wait, am I a test subject for what I think I’m a testsubnect for, or-?!?!”, Carter thought gleefully.
Carter was interrupted by the scientist, who was now speaking into the voice recorder. “Date: Redacted. Subject: Gonzo, AKA STS-A-003. Test number five. Beginning now.”
The scientist set the voice recorder aside for the time being and leaned forward, revealing her cleavage to Carter, and providing him with multiple pictures of beautiful, naked women.
“Okay, Gonzo! Play with yourself, just like you did the last four times! Please? It’s for science~!