Jake watched his new dog lick his ass in awe. Normally that'd be gross but he couldn't not watch "Duke." Jake couldn't get over the fact that his bully of a brother was now a dumb poodle licking it's butt. Jake knew who he had to get next. His bossy mother needed a lesson like Luke was getting.
Jake found his mother doing the dishes and Jake started to wonder how she could change. Maybe she'd be young and Jake could show her what it felt like to be talked down to. Or maybe she'd be a boy and finally not fuss over Jake's cleanliness.
As Jake thought his slightly sexist thoughts, his mother had spotted him sitting in the room away from her as he was doing his evil giggle. She knew he had some stupid prank ready and she was not in the mood for one of those. She walked over and snatched whatever Jake was holding.
Jake was stunned, but his stunned expression quickly turned to fear. "Shit." He thought. "She has the camera, crap."
His mother looked over the camera and asked what he was planning. Jake promised he wasn't doing anything but his mother Susan didn't buy it. She took the camera and then...