"You know, Todd, I never heard of getting a calf at a pet store before," remarked Clark, as they entered the shop.
"Well, I'm told they can provide any sort of wild animal. I think they'll be able to provide a really motivated calf for my rodeo debut. I know that if you were the calf, you'd put up a good fight to keep your balls, Clark," laughed Todd.
"Keep my balls? Dude, I'd hogtie you, if you tried," replied Clark.
John walked toward them, he was staring, but Clark seemed to be the focus of all his attention.
"Ah, gentlemen, welcome to my establishment. I understand you are participating in the rodeo. My name is John. I am certain I can supply you with a spirited calf, and in a couple years, he'll make a nice bull for you to ride."
"Well, I'm only interested in the roping and branding competitions at present," said Clark.
John arched his neck to look at Clark's butt cheek, and said, "Branding indeed." John smirked.
Clark felt suddenly hot all over and uncomfortable. He ran his finger around the nec of his shirt collar.
John noticed, "Feel free to take off your clothing. We keep it warm in here as most of my clients prefer that." He waved his hands to a naked couple of half-human, half-poodles that had knotted next to a stack of doggy beds.
Clark flushed red, and hurriedly unbuttoned his shirt. He had to get out of the clothes they were burning hot. As he tugged off the shirt, his back was revealed to be visibly covered with rapidly growing coarse hairs. Todd was grinning and rubbing his hands together. As Clark stripped, he doubled over, and found his nose inches from Todd's crotch. He was shocked to find Todd's crotch was tented with a major boner. He was enjoying this. Clark took a couple steps backward and walked out of his jeans. He didn't remember unbuckling his belt or undoing his jeans. His boots lay haphazardly on the floor. He still had his socks. He stumbled. His feet were clenched inside the socks. They were becoming hooves. Clark fell to all fours. His hands clenched uncontrollably. He looked from John to Todd, and tried to speak.
"MOOOOOOO!" he shouted.