It's only been a hour and Arianna was already in tears. She made a point to only walk in bush free paths and already has splinters in her feet. It hurts to walk, yet it also hurts to take the small sticks out of her feet! So she didn't even bothered to take the disgusting splinters out and opted to partially limp through the forest instead.
She must find someone to take her back to the castle!
She was so focused on her own suffering, she didn't really pay attention to were she was going.
“Oof!”
She painfully landed butt first onto the stick linden soil as she looked up to see a nude boy her age also knocked onto the ground.
She was about to scream and accuse the dirty peasant for attempting to rape her, but she was apparently beaten to the punch.
The boy suddenly got up and hid behind a tree refusing to look back at her.
"Help! Some psycho girl is trying to rape me!" The boy shouted.
Of course, no one came to his aid. But that didn't stop Arianna from getting angry.
"Hey! What right to you have call of princess a rapist! Royalty is incapable of such vile actions!" Arianna demanded.
The peasant didn't look like he took her seriously at all. And that irritated her most of all.
"I have the rights of the United States! I can say whatever you want you homeless bum!" The fired back.
Arianna's irritation turned into outright anger. "How dare you!" She shouted in justified spite.
But beyond all comprehension, the boy ignored her as he continued his rant. "Seriously though, this is no time to role play as a princess. I just got robbed of my belongs and left in the middle of this forest. I demand you to call the police to rescue me, you psycho nudest!" The boy demanded.
Arianna in turn didn't understand half the things the peasant was babbling, nor then did she care. "Who cares about your troubles. Escort me to my Father immediately!"
If this boy was a citizen of Arianna's kingdom, he would be insulted that a princess doesn't care about her people. But since he's not from her kingdom, he opted for a different topic. "What's your dad's name?"
Arianna ignored the peasant's substitution of the word, 'Father' for the word 'dad' (What kind of barbaric word is that?! Is he insulting the king?!) and decided to deliver a clarification instead. "You don't need need to know my father's name. Just know that I'm princess Ariana of Magica! Now take me back to my father!" She repeated.
But instead of realizing his incompetence by hearing her well-known name, he just laughed. "YOU'RE the princess of some imaginary country?! Don't make me laugh! Everyone knows that monocracies are old school. I hold REAL power in this world! I'm the son of one of the richest CEOs in the world! A silly cosplayer like you have no right to act rich! I'm the rich one around here!"
Arianna was shocked that someone could act so spoiled! (Look who's talking) In fact, she was even more angry at the peasant's disrespect. She will enact her WRATH on this peasent once she get's back to father! He will know TRUE suffering then! She may not be able to harm him now, but he will TRULY feel betrayed when he delivers her to father expecting a reward, only for her to ask father to execute him!
While Arianna was berried in her own thoughts on how to punish the boy, he continue ranting. "Now then, I wish I could call for help on my phone, but some other weird cosplayer stole my stuff. Do you have a phone?" The boy asked.
Already, Arianna couldn't stand him. First he has the gull to say that he was important then her, then he interrupted her thoughts while she was figuring out how to punish him, and NOW he asks her for help?! And she doesn't even know what he is asking of her!
"What in blazes is a 'phone'!? And how dare a nameless peasant such as yourself imply that your more important then I!" She yelled in intense annoyance.
"A geeky roleplayer more important then me? I don't think so. I'm going to inherit one of the most influential corporations in the world! It's reach spans all around the world! How could you possibly be more important then me?!" The spoiled boy boasted.
Arianna hasn't been more angry in her life. This peasant is making her more angry then that time a servant dropped a cake on her face! Said servant was executed.
"Most important?! How preposterous! If you're that important, then I should have heard about you and your imaginary kingdom by now!" The princess shouted back.
It was the boy's turn to look shocked. "You seriously don't know who I am?! I'm Arran! I'm all over the national news! How do you not know me, you retarded brat!"
"HOW DARE YOU! How dare you insult me you SPOILED BRAT!!!" Arianna shouted.
"YOUR THE SPOILED ONE YOU LUNATIC!" Arran shouted back.
"NO, YOOOOOUUUUURRRRR THE SPOILED ONE!!!!!!!"
"NO, YOOOOOUUUUURRRRR THE SPOILED ONE!!!!!!!"
"NO, YOOOOOUUUUURRRRR THE SPOILED ONE!!!!!!!"
"NO, YOOOOOUUUUURRRRR THE SPOILED ONE!!!!!!!"
"NO, YOOOOOUUUUURRRRR THE SPOILED ONE!!!!!!!"
"NO, YOOOOOUUUUURRRRR THE SPOILED ONE!!!!!!!"
*Grumble.*
Their childish bickering came to a close when their previously well-fed stomachs alerted them of more pressing matters.
"Uh... You don't happen to have food on you?" Arran asked.
"Of course I don't have food on top of my head you barbarian!" *Grumble.* "But you do have permission to feed me!" Arianna ordered.
Arran raised his arms in exasperation. "I've never been in a forest before! There's no food here! But if we start walking, maybe we can find fast food place with a phone."
Arianna has no idea what a 'fast food place' is. In her mind, she imagined a horse drawn carriage made of food moving at high speeds, serving food to all the undeserving poor. At this point, she didn't care what a 'fast-food place' was, so as long she is fed, fully clothed, and no longer have hurting feet.
So princess Arianna reluctantly followed Arran's lead.
Unbeknownst to both of them, they failed to recognize the bush with completely edible blueberries pass them by.
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The 1's note: Keep up the good work JStein!