"I've always loved the cats, you know that." Jack nodded. "They're so graceful and elegant. I want to have a litter of my own."
"You want to WHAT?" Jack tore his eyes from the waitress.
"I want to have kittens. I-I want to be a female cat and have a litter of kittens."
"You do realize what that involves?"
"It involves mating with a male cat, being pregnant, bearing, suckling and taking care of them."
"We'll talk about this more at home."
The first thing Jack did was go to the computer and change himself back into a female. She then called all of her appointments for the next two weeks and canceled them, then changed again into a male--a taller, more muscular version of her previous male body. He then turned to his son.
"You're sure about this?"