Since we're talking about a time period of lets say
the Dark Ages
Mark's phone clearly had dropped him a few centuries earlier then where
he's wanted to go.
The angles and the Saxons were still traipsing about in the Kingdom of Camela
and jerking around with Princess Camela's modesty
got Uther Pendragon
downright furious when he saw his only daughter
and child running around in a futuristic bra and pnties.
Merlin happened to be in the courtroom at the time
and after Uther had tossed a golden embroidered robe over his daughter
to preserve her dignity.
These kind of things happen in the Dark Ages
alas thought Merlin.
Well Princess Camela's pet dragon Tiddlywinks happened to be sunning on the ledge
outside the courtroom window
and soon Merlin,Uther and Tiddlywinks were listening aptly as the Princess
had explained she'd gone to her
bedchamber to bath
and found a strange man with a strange costume
bouncing up and down on the bed
she and her pet dragon shared sleeping.
The strange man had pointed a strange device and uttered magic words
and her clothing had
magically vanished.
This weilder of magic intrigued Merlin
who was always up for
new magic discoveries and devices.
And so soon Uther,his 33 Court Guards,Merlin,the Princess and Tiddlywinks
were heading back to her
bedchamber to confront
Mark...