Your ship turns into an RV sized road vehice and there is pleanty of parking on the wide streets.
You park and climb out to find a wonderful festive atmosphere.
"Welcome star man," two exotic curvy ladies put a flower reath around your neck.
"Hello ladies!" You like the music and drinks are free. The whole planet seems to be a perpetual happy hour.
The topless dancing women are very attractive.
But. Then you spot a total goddess in the flesh fifty feet tall laying in the middle of a clearing allowing people to use her as furniture.
You are here to observe, and observe you do!
The giantess is so long that parts of her are blocked by people walking in front of her, and other parts by the palm trees lining the row.
The overcrowding problem the brochure spoke of is very prominant here. Everyone is shoulder to shoulder like Disney Planet.
Then a tall naked lady with a megaphone announces it is time for the daily lottery drawing. If you win, you get swallowed by the giantess already "set up" in the middle of the parking lot square.
Losers get a second place gift card. Today there are 100 winners to be announced.
You're an offworlder so you need not participate. The first winner is shrank to a foot tall and tossed into the fifty foot woman's mouth. People cheer as it happens.
"Holy shit," you say to yourself as more random winners are drawn.
"Wanna give it a try?" A sexy short lady asks you shaking the bucket of raffle tickets in front of you.
"You see, I'm a star trucker, so I'm not from here," you explain.
"Oh, I know just by how you're dressed. But if you would like some big lips sucking on you and live to tell about it, that can be arranged!" She promises you.
"It can?" You ask gulping. But by now she is walking down the row and people are crowding around to get their tickets.
The woman with the bull horn announces numbers and "winners" run up to get shrunk and tossed into the titanic sexy lips.
The hot giantess doesn't even seem to notice what is going on around her. She is merely nude sun bathing and keeping her mouth open to be fed the tiny doll sized people.
Now you have seen the insanity which is Durlexx.
One minute you're looking to shoot your wad in a girl's mouth, the next moment some crazy bitch wants to swallow you!
You can see your ship sitting like a big glossy whale among the local cars and trucks. It's not really huge, considering it has an interstellar drive on board.
You climb up to the cab and power up the tractor drive for ground locomotion.
But by now, there are so many people crowded around it's hard to get moving again.
"Come on!" You yell out the window. But everyone walks and dances around you.
"I could help," one skinny lady offers.
"Yea, how do you get people to move outta the way around here?" You ask from your cab window.
"Like this," she pulls a long skinny stick out of her purse and starts "sweeping" the path in front of you.
Each wave of the wand shrinks people, bicycles, cars, even lamp posts until only clean ground is before you.
The skinny girl is chewing gum and casually waving her wrist around like a conductor of an elaborate symphony. Some people see the path of shrinkage coming and walk the other way. Some keep their course as if in a trance and get shrunk down to miniscule proportions.
You watch your little helper wave her wand over a shiny sports car with two hot ladies inside. Once shrunk the high performance machine speeds toward the girl's beat up tennis shoes as if to dart under them at the last instant.
But they failed. The skinny girl didn't even notice stepping on the matchbook sized vehicle as she strolled out of the crowd clearing a path all the way.
Once back to the road you...