Pondering for a moment, you decide to look around your room. You see all the football trophy’s you’ve gotten over the years, for being an offensive lineman. You see all the great players that were in the nfl that are posters on your wall, the game balls you got from all the winning touchdowns and games you played. You decided finally to make a wish, knowing what’s in your hearts desire.
“I wish I was the biggest player in the nfl! That no one could ever rival me, and that without me there would be no team!” The genie nods, and smile comes across his face. “As you wish master!” With that you find yourself gone from your apartment, and in some kind of training facility and spa. You walk around marveling at all the blocking dummies, sleds, weight rooms, and seperate spots for meals and such. The genie appears, looking like a coach with a whistle around his neck. “What’s going on coach?” You say, kind of bewildered you just called him that. “We’re gonna train you today my friend! Get ready for your dreams to come true!”
He blows his whistle, and you find yourself in lineman equipment, doing drills mindlessly, a large sweat pork g down from your helmet. You must have been working out for hours, and you shake your head, the helmet clanking. Another whistle and you find yourself surrounded by at least a dozen empty food plates and a gut jutting out like a pregnant women. You feel so full and sleepy, you don’t even realize your lying on the floor. Another whistle and your naked with a towel around you, and all your muscles feel so good and soft, Like the greatest massage ever.
Finallly after a day, genie decides too.......