"Goddamn," Mominatrix exclaimed. "Why the hell am I wasting time with this goddamn dildo?" She pulled out of Jeff. "Go clean out the toilets with your tongue, pussyboy. I've got something to do with this thing."
Mominatrix unstrapped the dildo and pressed a few buttons on the keyboard. 2 minutes later she contemplated her magnificent new ten inch penis and balls. "Damn, I can hardly wait to take this thing for a test drive!"
Just then the doorbell rang.