Noooooo, you moan.
Gretel's fingers dig into your flesh and scrambles your organs, bones and skin into an amorphous gooey dough. She adds more flour. You sneeze. She giggles, and says, "Guess, I'll need to roll the air out of you, doughboy!"
She grabs a huge rolling pin and brings her full weight down on you. Man, you think, she is a big girl!
Oooooooooof! You are rolled flat...you cannot believe how thin you are--it's not possible!
She begins reshaping you, your head is flat and perfectly round, and your limbs are digitless, she's moulding you into a gingerbread man!
She chuckles, "The old witch prefers her gingerbread man to be eunuchs, but what she cannot see won't hurt her!" As she moulds a particularly rude set of male genitalia. Then she pops you in the oven.