"I don't think that's an apple watch," Jack said with Melody's voice.
Jack looks at the watch on Melody's wrist. But it was his wrist he was looking at. "I wonder how we switchback."
Melody started pressing buttons ont he display. Suddenly they both felt funny again.
Jack closed his eyes, rubbing them, then when he opened them he didn't see Melody anywhere. He was back in his own body. He looked down on the ground, and there was a strawberry Pop Tart with the watch around it. "Melody?" He asked looking around. But she was gone. He reached down and picked up the watch and Pop Tart. He took the watch off of it and put it on his own wrist. "Well, I am hungry," he thought to himself. Without giving it a second thought, he started eating the Pop Tart. It was delicious!
After he had finished it, he felt heavier. He couldn't believe the stats that came up on the display this time. It was him, but he was 800 pounds now - he was very fat and naked. He looked down, and he really was very fat and naked!
What was left of his clothing was shredded on the ground around him. He suddenly had an urge, and knelt down right there in the open. He took a great big steaming shit. It was huge! He was still as fat as before. He pointed the watch at it without thinking, and suddenly there was Melody, naked on the ground, smelling like ass. She looked up at Jack in horror, then puked on the ground. "You ATE me??!!" Then she noticed her body, she was 800 pounds too.
If they knew where the watch came from, they never would have picked it up in the first place. It looked technological, but it was the darkest magic ever, and the things it would do to them and those around them would leave them grunting animals endulging every whim.