Jake's brain started spinning it's wheels, he knew he had to do somthing this week. Then the light went on in his mind. "Oh yeah, The Cabin!" Sputtered Jake as he was still eating his bacon and eggs. He cleaned his modest kitchen and went on his merry way. As he locked the door he could feel the burning eyes smoldering his coat from across the hall, shit it was Marie! "Are you going to be at the apartment meeting tonight?" Marie said with her leathery pink lips."No, I am going to the cabin Marie" Jake sighed as he turned down the hall to leave. "You should sell that ugly thing" yelled the sunken pumpkin looking face atop marie's body, Jake would have responded to the attack but he was already in the elevator down.
As Jake stepped out of his sedan he saw the sight that had been yearning for. The cabin had been there before his family had even been in North America. The cabin was extremely large for a cabin. Three stories tall with a grand attic filling up the top story. The cabin was made of grand cedar tee trunks. The front of the cabin has a grand porch with a accented with an ornate carving depicting a secne a bear and a man hunting each other. This pattern also surrounded the honey colored door. Jake knew he would love this time alone.
As Jake walked in the door he was hit in the face with the smell of nostalgia. The foyer was filled with the smell of pine and cedar. one of his cousins had been there recently. As he walked around the cabin he felt winded. Even though Jake had been to the cabin throughout his life he had never seen the sheer amount of doors and hall ways in the cabin. He walked into one of the rooms and was shocked at what he saw. There was a wardrobe filled with what looked like the skin of bears folded over coat hangers. Naturally Jake backed out slowly.
As he walked backwards. He stepped in somthing. Jake tried kick it off of his feet but it just some how ended up getting it in his shoes. Jake went ghost white as both his feed went numb. However the feeling came back in the form of searing pain as he heard the cracking of bone and the snapping of tendons. His feet had broken through his shoes and were expanding quickly. "Nonono, this can't be happening" yelped Jake as he felt the wave of numbness and pain radiate up to his hips.
He fainted from both the pain and the sight of fur sprouting on his feet.
Jake woke up at sunset. His head reeling. His eyes shot open as he saw the lower part of his body. "What the fuck!" He said as he stared at the strange sight in front of him. His legs looked like someone had hacked the lower part of a 600 pound grizzly off and had sewn it on to his body. "Well at least i still have my... oh shit!" Gasped Jake as he saw his pink shovel shaped tool protruding out of the black mass. Jake was thankful that it was at least not spreading any more. " there must be a room for clothing in here" Jake mused as he doubted that it would fit his giant ass.