A traveling fair has come to your town and of course you check it out. Most of the sideshows are of the usual variety but there is one new attraction: Noah's Ark!
Asking the bearded ticket seller, you are told that the ark is a kind of funhouse shaped like a boat surrounded by wooden waves. The ark also rocks backwards and forwards. Eagerly you pay your entrance fee and set off through the maze of waves and rocky headlands towards the boat itself...
Your path takes you through fake rocky tunnels, along corridors lined with moving walls painted like cardboard waves and over wobbly stepping stones. As you are passing through a dark tunnel you get sprayed with water (or what you hope to be water)!
Finally you come to the entrance of the ark itself. Crossing the gangplank, you enter the ark and come across a sign:
< MALES LEFT
FEMALES RIGHT >
Staring blankly at the sign, you feel puzzled as to why they'd separate the guys and girls in a fair's funhouse... what could be the purpose behind it?