"You dumb ass, Gringo," said Rico shaking his head, and grinning, "I am so going to enjoy riding your ass through the waves. You and your beach buddies prolly don't remember saying to a little wetback surfer that the beach belonged to you gringos, and then you smashed my fucking surf board? No matter, I remembered. I said you'd replace my board, you're just lucky I got school spirit and waited until after you won the Championship."
Rico laughed. Chad was still high on the wax, and probably hadn't heard anything Rico said, or if he heard it, he didn't care. Rico continued to massage the enchanted wax all over Chad's back side. As soon as Chad was fully coated. He'd become a real live - or rather inanimate surf board. Chad's wax coated skin started to glow. Rico grinned. it was working. He walked around to look at Chad as his arms fused to his side, and his body flattened, and his boner started to slide down toward his feet. The boner narrowed and reshaped as it descended. It would make a fine rudder fin for Rico's new board.
Chad was oblivious. He zoned out totally. He wasn't aware of his changes or of Rico carrying him out or the ride to the beach on te roof rack of Rico's beater car. Only when he felt the cold ocean water touch his naked body, and Rico climbed on top of im and started paddling out did Chad realize what had happened.