What a day. It had been a disaster from the beginning. Jeff buried his face under a wing, he just wanted to be his old self again.
Things had started okay, going for take-out (a herd of flame-broiled sheep - they had been delicious!). But things went progressively downhill from there. First, the farmer and his family attacked the, trying to protect their sheep. Jeff recognized the farmer's daughter from one of his classes, and he had always liked her. Until he accidentally sneezed on her, burning her body to ashes. So there was that.
Then after breakfast, the male dragons decided to take turns raping her. In fact, there is no such thing as consensual sex amongst dragons, the mighty just rule over the weak, and the female dragons were the weaker sex (unless they had just given birth, after which time the female dragon's body was flooded with natural chemicals that made her the fiercest of all dragons for a few weeks after giving live birth. The idea that dragons laid eggs was, while popular, a bogus one and completely wrong.
So Jeff found herself being repeatedly pummelled by horny dragons, and by the time she could get free, the entire male dragon population had had its way with her. It wasn't her proudest moment, and she slinked away into the woods, ashamed. Not just that they had raped her, but that she had enjoyed it. But then, that's how it worked in dragon culture (NOT to be confused with human culture, in which rape was NEVER acceptable and was only committed by the lowest and vilest of all forms of human life).
Then there was dinner. The males had brought back bits of charred meat. It turned out only after she had eaten her school mates that Jeff found out the dragons had gotten the meat from attacking Jeff's home school. She had eaten her best friend, her girlfriend, and the teacher that had gone out of his way to help Jeff when he went through a rough time a year ago. Jeff burped, and started crying. The burp tasted like his girlfriend.
Finally there was the big accident. Jeff had been flying - which was when he felt his most at ease. And suddenly, the dragoness version of PMS hit... and it was ugly. He had accidentally burned the whole of his home town down to the ground in the fiery storm that followed. Everyone he grew up around was smouldering ash now.
Jeff couldn't take any more. He saw a t-shirt online once that said, "The future is female." But one day as a female, and he had decimated and ruined everything he ever loved without even trying. Being female sucked, and as far as he could tell, if the future was really female, then everyone was doomed for sure.
Jeff found a private place among the trees in a faraway forest, and curled up, praying she could just die in her sleep and never wake up.