Things were looking mighty grim for the asshole formerly known as Darren. Not only had asshole become... well, an asshole, but Barnibus had irrital bowel syndrome - and he didn't take any medicine for it! Asshole would have sobbed if it had tear ducts and a mouth and nose to do so. As it was, it was only able to leak out diarreah and thank Barnibus that it didn't have a nose any longer. The diarreah wasn't even the regular kind, it was the atomic green diarreah that was limited to babies and truly sick adults.
Asshole heard Barnibus laughing in its awareness. It couldn't talk to Barnibus any more - for now anyway - because Barnibus had turned off it's ability to communicate. Now the only talking it did was fart and gush, and then fart some more. What made it worse, it was being live-streamed to the internet via Barnibus' anus cam. And there was a detailed description on the web page that told asshole's former identity along with pic and a nice bio. It was very tastefully done.
Barnibus went to Taco Bell for supper, and asshole knew what that meant. It was going to be one gassy night. Barnibus' laughter racked through asshole's being with every bite of the horrid taco bell food - which didn't even pass for food in Mexico!
Barnibus decided to check in on a few others he had given his power to, and see how they were coming along. He wondered if he would find anyone else as vile as asshole, and end up with a new penis or armpit?