A dark grey minivan pulled over as a man ran up to them. He was in his forties, with musty brunette hair, in a beige uniform, a scoutmaster's uniform to be exact.
"What happened here?!" he asked.
"He's been shot!" Officer Hemendez yelled over Colin's screams.
"Christ... alright, I can handle this, just stop the bleeding while I get my stuff!" the man yelled as he flung the back hatch of his van open and yanked out a green bag with a red cross on it.
Colin screamed and wailed as the scoutmaster got to work.
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"One more stitch annnnnd... done." the scoutmaster said as sewed up the wound. "He's not gonna be able to walk for a while.... now why was he shot?"
"The guy over there tried to jump us." Colin said as he pointed to the body by the road.
"Why'd he try to jump you? More importantly, why are you out here in the first place?" the scoutmaster questioned.
"It's a long story...." Colin started as rustling came from the bushes.
One of the scouts got out and was yanked into the shubbery by a pair of feminine hands.
Colin weakly crawled his way over to and into the car, sitting down in the passenger seat as he locked the door. Officer Hemendez readied her pistol and yanked the bushes back as the scoutmaster reeled back in shock. The kid was being forced to suckle the bimbo's teets, his hair growing out long as two small bumps jutted out of his chest.
"What in sam hill?!" the scoutmaster shouted as the officer shot the bimbo clean through her eye.
The scout writhed and moaned on the ground as more busty, nude infected emerged from the shubbery. His face warped as his lips puffed up, and his clothes tore under the strain of his rapid growth.
"Get them out of here!" Officer Hemendez ordered as she fired at the oncoming horde.
"What is all this?" the scoutmaster asked.
"Just go!" the officer yelled as a busty blonde in a tattered scout uniform grabbed onto her.
He caught the gun and hopped into his van, flooring it all the way to town....
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"And that's why Scoutmaster Bud had to surgically remove a bullet from my buttcheek." Colin said as he finished the story of everything up to that point.
"Where can we go?" one of the kids asked.
"Bud?" Colin asked.
"Well, I suppose we can try and fimd a safe place to stay in town." Bud said as he laid the map out on the diner table.
"Alright then, let's go." Colin said as he spun the wheels on his new wheelchair.