"Well Carl are you ready to crow your thoughts?" asked Uncle Bill.
"Funny but not funny at all that I need these assholes to bug me about my name now you too! Well my choice is your ponies as they have an easy life and that's what I like, easy!" announced Carl "Dutch" Rooster.
"Are you gay Carl?' asked Uncle Bill just as plain and blank of face like it was nothing different in any way.
Steam curled up from Carl's ears as his face turned bright red.
"No fucking way! I am what I am and that's all that I am I' like the ladies just fine!" grumbled Dutch.
A smile came over Bill's face and then he announced, "Well Carl you should find the pony community a place that meets your wildest expectations. Now is there anyother bold people wishing to choose?"