"Hello everyone and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." Said Abby, starting the latest episode.
"It's no secret that winter often comes with winter 'chills', 'colds' and similar gloomy things." said Sarah.
"So to counteract this, We've come up with a list of amusing things designed to cure the Winter Greys." said Malice, starting the list of clips.
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"One thing that was done recently was a showing of Reggie and Heather doing battle with Cthulhu and Azathoth, respectively." said Sophie, showing both images.
"Not only is such a thing not true, but they're actually both still frames from an advertisement for the Jurassic Fight Club, which is opening as part of the 'dedication' of Dinosaur City next summer as part of the IAC." said Roland. "Cthulhu is actually Jeremy wearing a special effects motion-capture suit, while Heather is grappling with an old-time beanbag chair with similar things."
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"We've said before that if you want to show off to impress a potential bondmate, do so without harming you or others as collateral damage." said Roger, "But this time we should also include not damaging property, yours or others." At that, a driver from out of town was showing off his fully customized Lamborghini in an attempt to impress a female Animalian. But the problem was that he got so into revving his engine that his tail pipe caught the whole car on fire, with footage of the Lyre Fire Department dealing with the blaze.
"Lamborghini usually cost at least six figures in American currency, even more if they're customized, and this kind of showing off likely totaled the car. If not, repairs had to be costly." joked Jessica. "Talk about burning money."
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"For one question, the reason that Janice and Anne Cumbertin were able to deliver the Mieni Atoll Blob to a perfume manufacturer in Paris, and find some of Anne's friends with similar stories of suffering as maids was because of the cosmological force known as a 'family reunion'." said Abby. "Before you laugh, I've seen students leave school for family reunions and not come back to school for at least a week."
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"One of the most surprising things that happened was a discovery of a Giant Manta Ray near Mieni Atoll. When it was uplifted, it was determined to be a male. Check the Animalia Website later for his uplifting and questioning later." said Simon.
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"If you think that young children and cats don't like baths," said Abby, "Here's something funny from Mayor Clara's household." At that, there was a clip of all four of Rick and Clara's cubs getting their first bath, often accompanied by the same yowling noise that cats make when they get baths, which often sounds like "no!"
A similar clip was also shown that was from the first snow of the season in Lyre and Animalia. Principal Eliza was opening the window to find out what was going on while a high school senior was using a snow blower to clear the sidewalk, and she just happened to open it at the right time to get a face full of snow. Fortunately, it was "accident" enough to get that senior only a day of detention.
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"To close our show," said Malice, "WSA is now part of a thing that has a lot of religious psychologists, as well as similar psychologists interested.". At that Stewie's "Say whaaat!?" clip played.
"It's no secret that there is a fossilized mammoth skeleton in the entrance hall of WSA's high school building," said Abby, "and it's also no secret that Animalia's elephants treat Manfred, our resident mammoth Animalian, like a living divine ancestor, if not a true deity."
"But something that has been done starting with the start of this school year is that the elephant Animalians have been leaving 'offerings' of fruit, flowers, and even perfumed water at the base of the stand where the skeleton is displayed." said Samson. At that there was a picture showing the front of the base of the skeleton's display nearly covered in fruit and flowers.
"While initially not allowed," continued Abby, "One college student from UNLV is using this to write his doctorate on the link between ancestor worship and true religion. Since then, it has been allowed, as long as it's only wax fruit, artificial flowers, and the bowls are only refilled once a month."
"And that's all the time we have for this episode." said Sarah, "See you all next time in the wilds of Animalia."